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失斧疑邻山里住着两户樵夫，王樵夫喜欢热闹，常让于樵夫的儿子来家玩，一天王樵夫上山干活，斧子却不见了，他屋里屋外找遍了，也没见到斧子的影子。他按住一瑜伽的儿子，他察觉于樵夫儿子变了，走路也鬼鬼祟祟，而且从自己身边走过，神色很难看。王乔夫非常惊异，小伙子已经偷到邻居家来了。第二天他上山砍柴，在草蒿里找到了那把斧子，他回到家再瞧瞧余家儿子，走路并不鬼鬼祟祟，他左看右看，小伙子的脸色和以前没有两样，比喻，疑神疑鬼，称失斧疑邻

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