Hopelessandtaken

野驴送给狼的厚礼小朋友，我们最讨厌又狡猾又凶恶的狼了，是不是呀？这次他又要干什么坏事呢？傍晚一头狼在森林里散步，听见几头狮子正躺在夕阳下闲聊，有一头狮子说是世界上就属驴肉最好吃了驴肉十分鲜嫩，味道真是美极了，一想起来我都会流口水呢，对了，俗话说天上龙肉，地下驴肉嘛，其他狮子附和着说都露出了垂涎三尺的样子，狼听见了心想狮子是最见多识广得了他们的话不会有假，嗯，世上有这样的美味，假如不能亲自尝一尝不白活了吗？一天狼看见一头正在吃嫩草的野驴，非常高兴，哈哈，终于可以吃到世界上最美的美味啦，他偷偷地潜伏了起来，想偷袭捕捉野驴机灵的野驴早就看见了狼。明白了狼的意图，野驴灵机一动，有了一条妙计，装着瘸腿的样子，东摇西晃地往前走，狼感到非常疑惑，于是就从树林子里面钻了出来，假装非常关心的问。

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合受人间清艳福，压倒闺房林下

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《黎明前的静谧时刻》